I am not sure how I feel about myself today. I had an interesting set of circumstances that lead me to think I am one of two people but I am not sure which one. So, here is the question to you, am I 1)a personsal hygine retard or 2) a determined runner.
These options seem pretty apart but let me describe the circumstances. Last night I was simply lazy and didn’t feel like taking a shower, cause I could wake up early and take one before work. After a restful 6 hours of sleep and some misuse of my alarm clocks snooze feature, I was startled from some sweet sleeping at 7:35 am. With an important meeting at 8:00 my plan for a morning shower had to be scrapped. Other activities, a lunch selection of jalapeno laced nachos and a small portable heater used to keep my feet warm at work, lead to a ripening that could not be ignored by 6 pm, Up to this point I am sure you are staying are I should be riding the short bus to personal hygiene school.
But… upon returning home I decided I would need a shower after my run so, why don’t I go for a run then instead of two showers I would only take one. After a high tempo 2.5 mile run I finally took a long overdue shower.
So I leave the vote to you, am I a stinky short bus rider or determined future marathoner?
Rocky,
That’s gross! In the future you should shower before you go to bed. I feel like Marathoners take lots of showers all the time because they workout so often. So get used to it! Also, it seems to me that they take really quick showers. So perhaps you should work on speed in the shower, because if it only takes 5 minutes then you really have no excuse!
Love,
Your Sister
OMG – shower!!!
That’s my brother for you . . . Disgusting!